-People should not forget that the second-coming of Christ will pitch against the Royals tomorrow... Sorry, it's actually Stephen Strasburg, but with the way folks talk about him, you'd think he could feed all the Nationals fans with two fish and five loaves of bread.
- ... Wait a second, there are only about 7 living people who actually consider themselves "Nationals fans," so two fish and five loaves will probably cut it.
- Folks on "America's Got Talent" often mention that they have "dreamed" of winning the competition... I guess it beats dreaming of falling off a cliff, but the winning margin might not be that great.
- Despite the fact that Tom Cruise has beliefs that originate from a science fiction writer and that he's about the size of a hobbit, he can still make movies that look to at least be decent rentals.
- The host and judges of "America's Got Talent" do little to help prove that there is actually talent in America.
- A better name for the show would probably be "America's Got Way Too Much Spare Time."
- I am fully aware of (and comfortable with) the irony of having a sentence about too much spare time appear in a blog inspired by doing little more than watching television on my couch.
- Somehow "Minute to Win It" still exists.
- Baseball is still depressing.
- Wait, no it's not. (Royals pull to within 1 run in the 9th inning)
- Hold on, it still is. (Royals lose.)
- ... Wait a second, there are only about 7 living people who actually consider themselves "Nationals fans," so two fish and five loaves will probably cut it.
- Folks on "America's Got Talent" often mention that they have "dreamed" of winning the competition... I guess it beats dreaming of falling off a cliff, but the winning margin might not be that great.
- Despite the fact that Tom Cruise has beliefs that originate from a science fiction writer and that he's about the size of a hobbit, he can still make movies that look to at least be decent rentals.
- The host and judges of "America's Got Talent" do little to help prove that there is actually talent in America.
- A better name for the show would probably be "America's Got Way Too Much Spare Time."
- I am fully aware of (and comfortable with) the irony of having a sentence about too much spare time appear in a blog inspired by doing little more than watching television on my couch.
- Somehow "Minute to Win It" still exists.
- Baseball is still depressing.
- Wait, no it's not. (Royals pull to within 1 run in the 9th inning)
- Hold on, it still is. (Royals lose.)
No comments:
Post a Comment