Which potential lesson that a child might take away from Easter is more dangerous:
A. All eggs are gifts from a friendly bunny who likes nothing more than to see children smile as they fill baskets up with candy?
... or...
B. The Easter Bunny is an evil minion of the Big Alliance of Dentists (B.A.D.) who puts on a happy face, but is really passing out candy in order to promote the rotting of teeth and visits to the dentist office?
Ponder, won't you?
(This Writing composed by Derek's 8-year-old, dentist-fearing self.)
A. All eggs are gifts from a friendly bunny who likes nothing more than to see children smile as they fill baskets up with candy?
... or...
B. The Easter Bunny is an evil minion of the Big Alliance of Dentists (B.A.D.) who puts on a happy face, but is really passing out candy in order to promote the rotting of teeth and visits to the dentist office?
Ponder, won't you?
(This Writing composed by Derek's 8-year-old, dentist-fearing self.)
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