1. Socks are for suckers.
2. If you hear applause on television, naturally you should start clapping, as well.
3. Grapes are best served in halves.
4. Everything else is best served two handfuls at a time
5. Although your baby doll cannot actually eat, it's polite to offer her a bit of anything you consume anyway.
6. It's also good form to toss food on the floor for your dog, even if the dog isn't with you at the time.
7. Anything semi-round is referred to as a ball. Anything. Even pine cones and rocks.
8. If a gingerbread house has been sitting out for eight months, the trees made of peppermint are definitely fair game.
9. Nothing is funnier than a good game of peek-a-boo.
10. Grandparents and uncles serving as babysitters are putty in your hands.
2. If you hear applause on television, naturally you should start clapping, as well.
3. Grapes are best served in halves.
4. Everything else is best served two handfuls at a time
5. Although your baby doll cannot actually eat, it's polite to offer her a bit of anything you consume anyway.
6. It's also good form to toss food on the floor for your dog, even if the dog isn't with you at the time.
7. Anything semi-round is referred to as a ball. Anything. Even pine cones and rocks.
8. If a gingerbread house has been sitting out for eight months, the trees made of peppermint are definitely fair game.
9. Nothing is funnier than a good game of peek-a-boo.
10. Grandparents and uncles serving as babysitters are putty in your hands.
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